God was finishing his creations when an angel walked past. God said to the angel, "The best will be last". "This animal we create will be loyal and true. With a heart of pure gold and we'll paint his mouth blue. He'll have great intelligence and a mystery within. When we finish his face, we'll give him a grin." God finished his creation, then knelt on one knee and whispered to him what his purpose would be. "You will take man, my love, when I set you free. Then you'll turn one ear and listen for me. I've given you a coat that will make the kings bow. For this you'll be captured and known as 'the Chow'". by Peggy Whiting